Bizarre Divorce Reasons In M’sia Include Wife’s Uneven Posterior & Forgetting To Flush
“Suami tidak suka isteri makan dalam kereta”, translation, husbands don’t like it when the wives eat in the car, is one of the shocking factor that contributes to divorce in Malaysia. Our first reaction was, “Did we read that right?” How and why is that a reason for getting a divorce?
According to statistics from the Selangor Syariah Department, other reasons gathered include political differences, which seems pretty understandable if you’re very passionate about the country. However, there are also some outrageous factors such as blaming the wives for doing the laundry at night, husband’s bad sexual skills, fighting over television channels, partners forgetting to flush the toilet and get this — wife’s posterior is not smooth.
Yeap, you read that right, although that’s not even the worst part. Another unreasonable factor stated on the list is because the child is sick and unwell. As parents, this shouldn’t be a reason for divorce. In fact, this should be a factor that’ll help a couple to support each other.
Scroll down to read the full list shared by Twitter user, Fahmi Fadzil:
Antara sebab-sebab perceraian pasangan usia perkahwinan bawah 5 tahun… 😅😭 pic.twitter.com/eQmVKwueqT
— Fahmi Fadzil (@fahmi_fadzil) November 13, 2018
And Twitter wasn’t having any of it!
One user expressed her surprise that deciding where to eat isn’t on that list, whereas another user tried to defend the male dignity by tweeting, “Not good at sex? Do you think your husband is a prawn star?”
suami tidak pandai melakukan hubungan seks?
dia ingat laki dia prawn star ke?
— Ajip Si Mujahid Siber (@ajipkasa) November 13, 2018
This is sad. Aishah R.A dituduh berkhalwat pun Nabi sabar dan selesaikan masalah. Ni pasal tak flush jamban pun boleh cerai!
Masa aku buat kursus kahwin, ustaz tu cakap ada kes ubat gigi pun cerai. Suami picit ikut bawah, isteri picit ikut atas, suami penat tolak naik balik. 😢
— Hariz I (@HIdnal) November 13, 2018
Xde plak kes " awak terlalu baik untuk saya " ..
— Muhamad Mustaqim (@Mustaqim_jamil) November 13, 2018
I'm surprised, 'deciding where to eat' isnt in the list 😂
— nvrn1 (@nurniyusoff) November 13, 2018
Sebelum kahwin : "suami yang baik tak tanya kisah silam isteri"
Lepas kahwin : "ex saya dulu main lagi power dari abang"
— ℳokdin (@deanzail) November 14, 2018
Lupa Pam tandas??!
— Keith Rozario (@keithrozario) November 13, 2018
“PUNGGUNG ISTERI MENGGERUTU” HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHBSHABSWKSKQKJWHHAHSAKSAHKSKZ
— peruz (@badbitchperuz) November 13, 2018
Let’s be real here, some of these divorce factors are beyond unreasonable. Spouses should appreciate and love their partners unconditionally. I mean, that’s what you said in your vows, right? For example, a working wife or mother is only able to do the laundry at night when the cooking and cleaning are done. So instead of complaining, why don’t the husband help out too?
Try to be more understanding of each other and if the feelings are gone, just be straight up honest that things are not working out anymore, instead of finding faults in the partner.
P/S: With that, while you process these bizarre reasons, tune in to this playlist on Fly X.