Embarrassing Lovemaking Moments That Could Happen To Anyone

Life is full of embarrassing moments — and sex is no exception.

Although in movies sex can be so sensual and perfect, but in real life, that is not always the case. There will be times where you find yourself in some awkward, unexpected or downright mortifying moments that are almost unavoidable. But don’t worry, because you can always bounce back from these embarrassing incidents. Thank God.

So instead of planning possible ways to creep into a hole in the ground and never come back, here are a few tricks that you can use to save the situation and even have a good laugh about it:

1. Weird noises

There is no need to feel mortified when your body makes weird noises. It’s just human nature. Hashtag, fact. If your body emits an embarrassing sound during sex — like a queef — just smile and say, “Oh my gosh, that was so embarrassing!” or try to make a joke by saying, “What? That wasn’t me!” (although you both know that it was in fact, you). Just relax, it won’t necessarily turn off your partner. Chances are, this situation might even draw you closer as you know how to make him/her laugh regardless of how awkward you feel.

2. Vomitting during a blow job

Chill, it can happen to anyone because let’s face it — we all have gag reflexes. A penis is one of the largest thing that you ever have to put in your mouth, so tearing up, gagging and retching are also common during oral sex. As it turns out, guys would even be more into you when these things occur as it shows effort from your end. Go easy on yourself. So when you do puke, quickly wash it off and pick up from where you left off. Pro tip: If you ever feel uncomfortable during a blow job (or any other sexual situation), just let your partner know that you need to catch a break.

3. Falling

It’s one thing to fall when you’re walking down the stairs, but it’s another thing when you fall off the bed or hit your head on the wall during sex. Yee-ouch, we’ve all been there. Your best bet is to laugh and acknowledge it, because pretending all is well — when it’s obviously not — may set the stage for major awkwardness. Moments like these become part of the fun. If your partner makes a big deal about it, they’re probably not someone you want to spend time with, anyway.

4. Pee or poop

Sometimes, when you’re in the heat of the moment, your body might accidentally urinate, pass gas, or defecate. I mean, shit happens! But before you hide under the covers for the rest of the eternity, remind yourself that this is another natural bodily function that could happen to anyone. You are hardly the first person it’s happened to, and it’s probably not the first time your partner has encountered the situation. Immediately clean it up, or pick another spot to make love and deal with the mess later.

5. Wrong name 

Fantasising about other people during sex is normal, but once you let out someone else’s name, there’s a 100% chance that it will not end well. No bueno. So do yourself a favour and don’t even think about other people while you’re having sex with another. But.. in cases where you just can’t help to do so, perhaps you can save the situation by saying that it is the name of your favourite celebrity. Who knows, it could work!

6. Falling asleep

Nothing can shatter the confidence more than when someone falls asleep while having sex. Initially, you may want to close your eyes to get into the zone, but when your partner realises that you’re staying in the same position for more than a minute, he/she might be filled with rage, if not mortified. What you can do is, as soon as you wake up, assure your partner that it wasn’t his/her fault and the sex was so blissfully good that it made you pass out.

All in all, sex is funny sometimes. When something unexpectedly weird happens, don’t freak out. Go easy on yourself and why not make a joke about the situation or laugh out loud?  Besides, if you’re hooking up with a decent human being, they won’t make a big fuss about it.

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